The South

Where tea is sweet and accents are sweeter; summer starts in April; front porches are wide and words are long; macaroni and cheese is a vegetable; pecan pie is a staple; Y’all is the only proper pronoun; chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy; everything is darling and someone is always getting their heart blessed. -unknown

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Out of the mouths

My two children. God Bless them.

Last night at supper we went to a Mexican restaurant to eat. Reese had to go to the potty so my dad took him. As he was coming back to the table, he was talking rather loudly and I told him to stop screaming. He said, (LOUDLY) “I was screaming like a little girl!” Where does he get that?

Yesterday afternoon in the car, Brooks was telling me how bad Reese had been that day. (I already knew most of what he had done.) Brooks said, “Reese, you have been bad for three days…….You are probably going to hell.”

WHAT?!

They make me tired.

5 comments:

The Adventures of Baby Bond said...

That made me laugh :)

Leigh said...

I know they make you tired but man they make me laugh :)

Louise said...

I am SO happy to see this!!! :)

Michelle said...

Oh my word!!! I laughed out loud at Brooks!!!

Erika said...

Oh dear. Now, I wish I would have read this post before I saw you! That is hilarious! Why is it other people's children make us laugh, and our own make us want to tear our hair out?!?