The South

Where tea is sweet and accents are sweeter; summer starts in April; front porches are wide and words are long; macaroni and cheese is a vegetable; pecan pie is a staple; Y’all is the only proper pronoun; chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy; everything is darling and someone is always getting their heart blessed. -unknown

Monday, October 26, 2009

Thank you Mr.X

Thank you Mr. X. Mr. Xterra that is.
Thank you for carrying me to and from the places I need to go.
Thank you for driving great, even though I don't get your oil changed as often as I should.
Thank you for being the kind of guy that can put up with me being a little rough with you.
Thank you for understanding when I stop you suddenly sometimes, when I am threatening my children.
(I have threatened to pull you over many times.)
Mr. X, This is my plea to you that you will be around for another 100000.
Can you do that for me?

Sincerely, Your biggest fan!
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Kristi said...

That made me smile - especially the part about pulling over to spank the kids!

Anonymous said...

Aunt Dianne wants to know, Did you get out and write it on the street when it turned over 100,000?

Sylvia said...

I told her she needed to do that!