Thank you Mr. X. Mr. Xterra that is.
Thank you for carrying me to and from the places I need to go.
Thank you for driving great, even though I don't get your oil changed as often as I should.
Thank you for being the kind of guy that can put up with me being a little rough with you.
Thank you for understanding when I stop you suddenly sometimes, when I am threatening my children.
(I have threatened to pull you over many times.)
Mr. X, This is my plea to you that you will be around for another 100000.
Can you do that for me?
THANKS!
Sincerely, Your biggest fan!
Thank you for carrying me to and from the places I need to go.
Thank you for driving great, even though I don't get your oil changed as often as I should.
Thank you for being the kind of guy that can put up with me being a little rough with you.
Thank you for understanding when I stop you suddenly sometimes, when I am threatening my children.
(I have threatened to pull you over many times.)
Mr. X, This is my plea to you that you will be around for another 100000.
Can you do that for me?
THANKS!
Sincerely, Your biggest fan!
3 comments:
That made me smile - especially the part about pulling over to spank the kids!
Aunt Dianne wants to know, Did you get out and write it on the street when it turned over 100,000?
I told her she needed to do that!
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