Apparently, I have never been taught the proper way to eat chicken nuggets. Only recently, did Reese teach me the correct way. I felt compelled to share with all of you, so that you will not be in the dark as I was.
1. Forget the chicken nuggets and dip your whole hand in the ranch.
2. Next, rub what ever doesn't make it into your mouth all over your face and chest. Don't forget the chest.
3. By this point you will realize that the "hand dipping" is not working, so then just use your tongue to get the ranch out.
4. Let your mother know that the tongue seems to be working the best. Then ask her if you can have some more.
5. Lastly, be careful not to use this procedure to often, as it will cause a rash around your mouth.
Thank you for your time and attention.