The South

Where tea is sweet and accents are sweeter; summer starts in April; front porches are wide and words are long; macaroni and cheese is a vegetable; pecan pie is a staple; Y’all is the only proper pronoun; chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy; everything is darling and someone is always getting their heart blessed. -unknown

Friday, August 8, 2008


Apparently, I have never been taught the proper way to eat chicken nuggets. Only recently, did Reese teach me the correct way. I felt compelled to share with all of you, so that you will not be in the dark as I was.

1. Forget the chicken nuggets and dip your whole hand in the ranch.

2. Next, rub what ever doesn't make it into your mouth all over your face and chest. Don't forget the chest.

3. By this point you will realize that the "hand dipping" is not working, so then just use your tongue to get the ranch out.

4. Let your mother know that the tongue seems to be working the best. Then ask her if you can have some more.

5. Lastly, be careful not to use this procedure to often, as it will cause a rash around your mouth.

Thank you for your time and attention.


Kristi said...

On behalf of my wife Kristi, who loves nuggets and ranch sauce, we will try this new technique. I will help her with step 2 as much as she will let me, and will tell her it was your idea. thanks again for the beating i will receive. scott. go DOGS

Three plus Me said...

Too Funny! You are quite the comic, I'm still laughing! He's his mother's son--like the Ranch!