The South

Where tea is sweet and accents are sweeter; summer starts in April; front porches are wide and words are long; macaroni and cheese is a vegetable; pecan pie is a staple; Y’all is the only proper pronoun; chicken is fried and biscuits come with gravy; everything is darling and someone is always getting their heart blessed. -unknown

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Funnies

Reese Funny:



Reese: "Mommy, What would happen if you had no arms?"

Me: "I don't know what would happen?"

Reese: "I know....You wouldn't be able to cook. You would have to use a finger."


Brooks Funny:


Brooks: "Mom, what does 'Trans purple ball' mean?"

Me: "Brooks... I don't know."

Brooks: "They just said it in the Polar Express movie."

(this is me thinking for awhile)

Me: "Do you mean Transferable?"

Brooks: "Oh."

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