In the past I have put some funny things on here that the children say, and more and more it has become funny things that Reese says. Naturally because he is 2, the statements he makes are funnier. However, in the past two days Brooks has made me laugh out loud quite a bit.
B: "Mom, what is one million plus one hundred?"
Me: "What do you think?"
B: "Umm....seven thousand."
B: "Friend (name withheld) at school got his car moved to red today."
Me: "Oh my, that is awful. What did he do?"
B: "He said a bad word to his friend. He said the "S" word and then he said the "P" word, the "D" word and the "O" word."
(I didn't ask what these words were. The "S" word was probably "stupid". I can only imagine what the "O" word was.)
And then today, he and Reese were playing like they were my mother's dogs. They were jumping around and barking etc.
B: "Reese, sometimes Chou-Chou would play with Dolly like this."
Everyone please picture in your head what a male dog sometimes will do to a female dog for fun. That is what Brooks was about to do to Reese when we stopped it. I could not look at my parents for awhile after that.